Well, I knew it was going to happen, just didn’t realize it would happen prematurely. I’m approaching a milestone – half-century of existence – birthday. In two months and small change. Yesterday, in the mail, I received my first AARP solicitation, proudly proclaiming that I might be eligible to possibly save money on car insurance. No big deal, I have a shredder. There will be more to come. Soon, I’ll become an eligible card carrying senior citizen discount seeker, or not. I might look to young. Just ask me.